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DC Comics reveals all Marvel characters are gay

zerachin:

itwasyourheart:

caspock:

fuileachd:

get-lokid:

“The Avengers secretly run a leather bar called Crooze where the Hulk works as a gogo dancer and Spiderman serves drinks topless. Also Captain America wears a thong under his costume.

Thor meanwhile likes burly, hairy lumberjack-type men with very thick necks. And enjoys being naked with them and kissing them all over their bodies.”


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DC, your homophobe is showing.

Look at how much more classy Marvel is than DC:

However a Marvel spokesman said: “While we remain committed to representing social diversity in our comics, DC would not be saying this shit ifAvengers Assemble hadn’t just smashed it at the box office. Mostly our characters are not gay. They’re asexual. And we hope they continue giving inspiration to the asexual community.” 

SMH, DC, SMH.

Just so everyone knows: thedailymash.co.uk is a satirical website! 

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(Source: ghostingthespace, via hopejackalope)

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    If they made a new Aquaman movie, I would watch it and probably fangirl over it.
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    All I have to add is, you think that’s gay DC? You have this guy: Now if you’ll excuse me I am gonna watch The Avengers...
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